Underworld Cuisine Aficionado Pillows

'People soup again?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Kirks & Tacos

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Served "giant claw" style.

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

'What's the special?'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

Wild Honey Maple Turkeys

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool