Underwater Shopping Enthusiast Pillows

"Excuse me, have you got this in giant clam?"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Making fun of Starfish.

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."