Underwater Shopping Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Excuse me, have you got this in giant clam?"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Fish snorkling above water.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Making fun of Starfish.

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."