Underwater Gym Lovers Pillows

Octopus Lifting Weights

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

Lovers scuba diving

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

Dry Cleaning

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'Oceanographers go home'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

"Look ma, I got my first tentacle!"

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks