Underwater Gym Lovers Pillows

Octopus Lifting Weights

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

Lovers scuba diving

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Dry Cleaning

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'Oceanographers go home'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

"Look ma, I got my first tentacle!"