Underachiever Supporters Pillows

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Eat my dust!"

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

The Leafs win the Cup!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'They're a very successful family.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'