Underachiever Supporters Prints

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Eat my dust!"

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'They're a very successful family.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

David and Goliath.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"There must be some way of getting yourself fired."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."