Unconventional Animal Lover Pillows

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Gym Dog

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Roget's Pet

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Actually I never loved you."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."