Uncommunicative Soul Gifts

Pals

"Are you OK hun?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

'I'm saying I want to share your pain you selfish bastard.'

"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

"Bark like nobody's listening."

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

Man has storm cloud umbrella.

No Man is an Island

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"