Self-reflective Soul Gifts

Low Self-Esteem'Dear Diary, Sorry to bother you again.'

"I have unfortunately linked my self-worth to something I'm not very good at."

BT Callminder...you have no friends.

Sometimes barry felt that he was never meant to be a crocodile

Mask hiding face - which looks exactly the same as the mask

"No no, I'm fine. Just indulging in a little bit of mid-afternoon navel gazing."

A justice realises he would find himself guilty.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The overthinker"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

Cellphone Islands

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Is this who I am?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"