Self-reflective Soul T-Shirts

Low Self-Esteem'Dear Diary, Sorry to bother you again.'

"I have unfortunately linked my self-worth to something I'm not very good at."

Sometimes barry felt that he was never meant to be a crocodile

Mask hiding face - which looks exactly the same as the mask

"No no, I'm fine. Just indulging in a little bit of mid-afternoon navel gazing."

A justice realises he would find himself guilty.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"He's his own worst enemy."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Cellphone Islands

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That party went well.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Is this who I am?"