Uncommunicative Soul Pillows

Pals

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Are you OK hun?"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"I knew it!"

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"I handle chatty people for him."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

'I'm saying I want to share your pain you selfish bastard.'

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

"Bark like nobody's listening."

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

No Man is an Island

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."