Uncle Sam Impersonator Pillows

'I found this keeps people from wanting to talk politics around me.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Bee costume

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Krill, baby, krill."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

It's more than a mike!

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'Trick or treat.'

"If you need anything just wink."

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

"I want my job back."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Twelvis

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"May I have your autograph?"

SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'