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Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog traps the postman.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Pianist.

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"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Santa Claus walks dogs

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"Museum directory: Male statues with big d**ks. Female statues with huge tits & fat butts."

Solidarity with the family

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"Happy Master's Day."

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

'1815 - the night before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon seems a tense and pre-occupied.'

'I bet he buried something really big there.'

Historic Landmarks - Wimbledon, 1863