Uncle Sam Impersonator Mugs

'I found this keeps people from wanting to talk politics around me.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

It's more than a mike!

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'Trick or treat.'

"If you need anything just wink."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"I want my job back."

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

US economy-spend or save?

"May I have your autograph?"

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"