Uncle Gifts

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

Lawrence of Suburbia

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

PSA Banter.

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"Let's play hide-and-I-read-my-book."

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'The kit's finally arrived then.'

Geezer crossing.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Man's dentures hold cigar.

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

About time!

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

Inside Baseballs

Lost trousers

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'