"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"
Cool Uncle Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates the legendary vibe of your cool uncle? Our collection features playful mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight his unique style and effortless coolness. Whether it's for his birthday, holiday, or just because, these gifts show how much you value his relaxed vibe and individual flair.
"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"
"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."
The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
"Tell me about this fear of couches."
"Can I borrow the car keys?"
"Bond James, Bond."
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Prize vegetables.
'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
Louis Armstrong
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
"Did I hear the dog in here?"
'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'
"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."
Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."
'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
"His first out-of-body experience."
"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."
The Zoo.
Cool Uncle Gifts Collection
Cool Uncle Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs designed for your cool uncle—witty, stylish, and perfect for his morning coffee or tea.
Cool Uncle Pillows
Explore pillows that bring comfort and humor—ideal for your cool uncle’s favorite lounge or reading nook.
Cool Uncle Prints
Browse our art prints to celebrate your cool uncle’s personality with stylish designs he’ll love.
Cool Uncle T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for your cool uncle—fun, fashionable, and designed to match his relaxed style.