Ultimate Sports Fan Gifts

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts