Ukip Supporter Gifts

Brexit: Thank you Dave!

2021

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

The Ascent of Woman

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Applause

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I think we have run out of time..."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Palin 2012

COVID Vaccine

Vaccine Hesitancy

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Safe vaccine for the world

Vaccination is defeating the virus

Guns won't help

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Cherchez la femme

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

DIY Butchers

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Balancing budget on the backs of women.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'