Ukip Supporter Pillows

Brexit: Thank you Dave!

2021

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

The Ascent of Woman

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Applause

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Palin 2012

COVID Vaccine

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Oh, Christ.'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Vaccine Hesitancy

Safe vaccine for the world

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Guns won't help

DIY Butchers

Vaccination is defeating the virus

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"