Ukraine Supporter Pillows

Arsenij Jatsenjuk

"Just be yourself."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'...I don't like your chances!'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

The game comes first...

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Theater or football.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

"We will remember them."

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'The wife thinks I'm at Old Trafford!'

"You can come in mate - but don't start buying anything."

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

World Cup - Countdown

Football

'There's always a catch'