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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Don't editorialize."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Decline of Europe

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."