Ufc Watchers Pillows

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

Bowled over again!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Raheem Sterling

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Watching the football.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

The Rugby Throw Up.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

Kick! Go for it!

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Luka Modric

End of football season - UK

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

World Cup Fever

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

Passionate about Football.

Victim support

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.