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Udderly Fascinated T-Shirts
Express your creative curiosity with our playful 'udderly fascinated' t-shirts. These witty and comfortable shirts are perfect for showcasing your inventive spirit in style.
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
Cow writer.
'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'
"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."
Mephistopheles
'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'
Yoghurt man
Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.
'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'
"Don't leave me dangling!"
'Be gentle with me!'
"It's just what I suspected: Obstruction of Justice."
Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'
'MILK ME!'
Cow Piercing.
'He bears keeping an eye on.'
'Right, I'm off for a swim!'
Cheese maker
Demon at a lift in Hell.
The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.
Bar Code Cows.
Don't get wet.
"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."
"Did we really need a company newsletter?"
Legs are crossed and the udders are folowing suit.
"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"
'I tried to finish with him over a month ago, but he just won't take the hint.'
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