Udderly Imaginative T-Shirts

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Cow writer.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Who are you?

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

Bird draws a snake.

Adrift with Poems

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

In and Outre Tray

"Got milk?"

Aurora Borealis in Wonderland.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

'MILK ME!'

Cheese maker

A Cartoonist's Pen

Cow Piercing.

Don't get wet.

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

Bar Code Cows.

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

"Thank goodness, I'm saved! I've been floating out here lost in the middle of the pool for hours."

"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"