Who are you?
Udderly Fascinated Mugs
Start your day with a smile! Our 'udderly fascinated' mugs bring humor and personality to your morning coffee or tea, making every sip a fun acknowledgment of your creative passions.
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
Cow writer.
'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'
"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."
Mephistopheles
'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'
Yoghurt man
Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.
'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'
"Don't leave me dangling!"
'Be gentle with me!'
"It's just what I suspected: Obstruction of Justice."
Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'
'MILK ME!'
Cow Piercing.
'He bears keeping an eye on.'
'Right, I'm off for a swim!'
Cheese maker
Demon at a lift in Hell.
The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.
Bar Code Cows.
Don't get wet.
"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."
"Did we really need a company newsletter?"
Legs are crossed and the udders are folowing suit.
"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"
'I tried to finish with him over a month ago, but he just won't take the hint.'
Udderly Fascinated Mugs Collection
Udderly Fascinated Pillows
Bring personality to your space with our 'udderly fascinated' pillows—cozy, quirky, and perfect for any creative enthusiast.
Udderly Fascinated Prints
Decorate your walls with our captivating 'udderly fascinated' prints—ideal for inspiring your everyday environment.
Udderly Fascinated T-Shirts
Discover our range of 'udderly fascinated' t-shirts, designed to showcase your inventive spirit with style and wit.