Udderly Fascinated Pillows

Who are you?

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Cow writer.

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Mephistopheles

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Yoghurt man

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Be gentle with me!'

"It's just what I suspected: Obstruction of Justice."

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

'MILK ME!'

Cow Piercing.

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

'Right, I'm off for a swim!'

Cheese maker

Demon at a lift in Hell.

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

Bar Code Cows.

Don't get wet.

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

Legs are crossed and the udders are folowing suit.

"I've had this sort of dragging feeling all day!"

'I tried to finish with him over a month ago, but he just won't take the hint.'