U.s. Soccer Supporter Pillows

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Egyptian Football

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Spot the fur ball.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Baby Footballer

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Theater or football.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Jim was a model Dad".

The game comes first...

Goal

Stop with racism in sport!

Hands in same position from birth to death.