Enthusiastic Soccer Supporter Pillows

Football Hooligan.

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A man cheers

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Egyptian Football

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Centaur Forward

Watching the football.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Men can show their emotions!

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Football