Enthusiastic Soccer Supporter T-Shirts

Football Hooligan.

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

A man cheers

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

World Cup Fever

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Centaur Forward

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Watching the football.

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Men can show their emotions!

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Football

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."