Tyranny Tamer Gifts

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A midwife holding a baby

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Out of patience

Crying baby

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

Dad's home

'I told you he had a temper.'