Typing Moo-estro Gifts

Cow Writers Block.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Motorherd

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sales Secretary

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Where are the kids?'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'You must have a lot of untapped potential.'