Two-wheeled Bond Seeker Gifts

Father and son

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Drool Marks

The Fast Lane.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Bicycle Sidecar.

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Biker and Cyclist.

Boy on a bike

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Motorcyclist.

Man on bike

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Cycling Deaths