Two-party Skeptic Pillows

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Politicians are from Uranus.

"God works in mysterious ways."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Progress?

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

QANON PROUD BOY

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

Fish "I hate going back to school"

'It's from that guy we voted in at the last election.'

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"