Two-income Enthusiast Gifts

'I encourage my mom to work. I enjoy being a two-income child.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Business Philosophy 101.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'