Two-income Enthusiast Gifts

'I encourage my mom to work. I enjoy being a two-income child.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Touring Cyclist

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

A smiling cyclist

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Happy looking manager with a bag of money