Twitter Skeptic Mugs

"And me without a Twitter account."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

I.T. Fear

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The Proust of Twitter

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Why do you hate the media?

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Classic News.

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