'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'
Tweet Critics Mugs
Start their day with a dose of humor. Our tweet critic-themed mugs feature witty messages perfect for anyone who loves social media banter and sharp critiques, making mornings more amusing.
Hate Platforms
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
The Proust of Twitter
'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'
Bird Tweet.
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"Will follow you on social media for food."
"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"
tRUMp, Pirate President
'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'
"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."
"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"
"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."
The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'
"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."
"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."
'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'
"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."
Ornithologist
Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo
Collected works
"And me without a Twitter account."
USA 2030
"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."
Trump Tells Greta to "Chill" Even Though The Earth Isn't
"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."
'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'
"Can you keep a secret?"
Twitter Prison
An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.
Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!
Musk's Twitter
'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'
Tweet Critics Mugs Collection
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