"Ignore that - social media tells me that the truth is a conspiracy to keep us in our place."
Social Media Critic Mugs
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"Oh no - what can we do? We haven't got our phones to film it!"
"Facebook is offering to do my taxes for me this year. They say it will be quick and convenient because they've already gathered all the information they need."
"Can you keep a secret?"
"Remember, your last speech, you got 15,000 tweets per minute to shut up...."
Online vs. Offline Behaviour
Twitter Prison
The End of the Internet
An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.
"I just uploaded a selfie and now I've been banned for posting a naked female!"
'Shall we inform your wife, or let her see it happen on the internet?'
"He's definitely made several terroristic threats...but then again, he did like the government on Facebook."
"Harold's angry rants have turned social media into antisocial media!"
Twitter protection
'Don't worry, nobody pays attention to print media.'
"Truthfully, it's a very dangerous procedure. But I've observed it a number of times on YouTube."
'Don't you just long for a case of good old sexual transgression rather than inappropriate blogs,tweets and chats ?'
How He Communicates Now
"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."
"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."
"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."
Musk's Twitter
An upside down twitter symbol
"I'm in no mood for your crazy tweets."
"I follow you but I don't like you."
Trump Tells Greta to "Chill" Even Though The Earth Isn't
Flag at half mast
f*c****k
Boss Tweet
I Am Extremely Proud of my Facebook Friends Because They Are Smarter Than Most People
Duck and Cover in the Trump Era
Some People Have Experienced Career-Related Suicidal Thoughts
So Many Exceptions There Are No Community Standards
Social Media Critic Mugs Collection
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