Twist Master Gifts

A yoga man in knots being stretchered to hospital

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

twist building

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

'Well you did say 'well done' Sir!'

You know I can't do the twist.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"