Twist Master Gifts

A yoga man in knots being stretchered to hospital

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The circus diver.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

twist building

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

You know I can't do the twist.

'Well you did say 'well done' Sir!'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."

"Recommended by 4 out of 5 congressmen, Senator."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."