Twister Master Gifts

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Curtsey

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Hanukkah tree

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'Yes it's the brides prerogative to be late, but not a week.'

'I hope you're not planning on flying too close to the sun?'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

"Okay, okay... so, I didn't kill the bird myself. What's the big deal?"

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"I'm sure this Shabbos meal is delicious but how can I taste it if I can't take a photo and post it instantly online?"

The next diet fad.

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."