Twist Ending Lover Pillows

The princess and the key

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Crime

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

"I'm just doing this until I can break into accounting."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

Hansel and Gretal.