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Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

The princess and the key

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

Castaway's bad luck.

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Can I return this, please? You sold me a chic-lit-rom-com, and I distinctly remember asking for a plain chic-lit."

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£