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"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"Damn. No hat."

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

"You're not getting anything out of me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger, then pull."

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