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Did we end last week with an awesome, startling cliffhanger, or what? I mean, there you dear reader were, thinking what incredible revelation is forthcoming? How could you hint that Sadie Cohen, resident irascible octogenarian, has a dark secret, and then just break for the weekend? And yet … despite the fact that we esteemed and handsome cartoonists taunted you with such a remarkable tease, such a breakthrough narrative moment, we have not been inundated with cards and letters begging for the t

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Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

Publishing Co. The editor rejected my novel about a group of buddies on a roadtrip. She said it had too many plotholes.

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

"Damn. No hat."

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

'Texting, one, two, three, four, texting, one, two, three, four. There that ought to do it.'