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Castaway's bad luck.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'You know too much,'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Eat my dust!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The evidence destroyed

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Crime in bookshop

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

The princess and the key

The Horror Film Director.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

I don't trust that guy.

"He loves me!"

Murder/Mystery

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'