Twist Ending Seeker Mugs

Castaway's bad luck.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'You know too much,'

"Eat my dust!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

The evidence destroyed

Crime in bookshop

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

The princess and the key

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

I don't trust that guy.

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

"He loves me!"

Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'

Murder/Mystery

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."