Twin Dynamics T-Shirts

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Love chair

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Sloth traffic jam.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Twins

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"What do you think?"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'You've 'lost your brother' you say,... what does he look like?'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.