Twin Dynamics Gifts

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

Love chair

Sloth traffic jam.

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"What do you think?"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'Make it a quadruple.'

'You've 'lost your brother' you say,... what does he look like?'