Twenty-fifth Anniversary Pillows

'My husband says that for our twenty-fifth anniversary, he's going to spend 25 billable hours on me.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Sumo Love.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

A senior moment.

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

'I'm used to having my decisions overturned since I've been married 20 years.'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

Sixty

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

January and February 1998

"You have a nice range of Golden Wedding Anniversary cards, but I'm looking for more Old 'un than Golden."

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

'I'm on century duty.'

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'

Swans holding 50 balloons.

'Next week will be our Silver Wedding Anniversary!'

"Dear, after twenty years of marriage, I think it's time we talk about this possessiveness of yours."

'Yeah...I'm 100!'

'Dr. Jekyll's parties are great... But, don't drink the punch!'

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."