Twenty-year Reunion Pillows

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dating is so expensive...

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Things I love about Powell River...

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Regular service or affected?"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Christmas Hugs

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Where Are They Now?'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

Monkey Business College

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I love college."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Original punks go to reunion

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Motion denied then"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!