Twelve Days Fan Pillows

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Bling Crosby.

Cat at the piano

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Cat on the violin

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'You wish, Timmy.'

Noel Fever

PJ Party

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

Christmas Fatigue.

'His red nose turned out to be malignant...!!!'

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

"Higher wages, lower urinals."

Lady walking past a sign that reads: "Happy New Year! Only 358 Shopping Days Before Christmas!"

Castaways at Christmas

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

Outsourced Rudolf.

Santa eating a reindeer.

"You got a Christmas present, Vinnie. That means you're no longer on Santa's 'naughty list'. You know what that means, Vinnie..."

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

"Honey, I'm home!"

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.