Countdown Fan Pillows

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"5...4...3...2..."

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Weather forecast.

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Death Watch

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Football Countdown.

COVID-19 dime

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"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Snowmen

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"Serf's up"

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Man falling through sand timer.

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

'We've certainly come a long way from just a twenty per cent chance of precipitation in the form of snow.'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

"We're not so different, you and I."