Countdown Fan Pillows

Wife comments that she lives Richard Whitely, husband complains those thoughts are private. He's wearing an I love Carol Vorderman t-shirt.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"5...4...3...2..."

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Weather forecast.

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Death Watch

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Football Countdown.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

COVID-19 dime

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Serf's up"

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Snowmen

Man falling through sand timer.

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Happy birthday Batman! We baked you an upside-down cake!

"My time machine is powered by the energy collected from unblinkingly watching this pot."

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

'We've certainly come a long way from just a twenty per cent chance of precipitation in the form of snow.'

'Wow. What a party animal!'